俳句是日本古典文學的短詩形式, 三句的音節數為五七五, 可押韻或不押韻.
美國俳句似乎只要1, 3句次數相等就好, 有誤請高手指點.
DuckOfDeath:
Facing Warlock rush
Finally get board control
YOU FACE JARAXXUS!
blood:
Blind guy play hearthstone
Find out about murloc decks
Click random, win games
Zeriyah:
Sacrificial Pact
Kills any demon on sight
Even Jaraxxus
Ragnaros smolders
Behold, the Lord of Fire!
Adorable sheep
Ysera draws cards
Calling forth aid from the Dream
Often late to work
Krazed:
Tyrion, shiny guy
The dude should have a theme song
Silenced too often.
Kogal:
Game not Pay to win
All cards earned by many fights
Winning brings you fame
DuckOfDeath:
To much RNG
This game is more luck than skill
Top deck FTW
Windmill:
Is this pay to win
Or is this game free to play
Who cares, play the game
Windmill:
His deck was better
He had more legendaries
More excuses, please
他套牌比較好
他擁有較多傳奇
多點藉口, 拜託
短評: 嘲諷度100%
Milennin:
Playing against a Priest.
Facing the mighty turn-1 Cleric.
I'd better concede.
Losing board control.
My only hope.
Taz'dingo, heheh.
With tears in my eyes.
I witness this miracle.
Sheep killing a Mage.
Windmill:
I need to top deck
Must pray to RNGesus
Woo! I have lethal
DuckOfDeath:
How does this game work
No idea what triggers first
We need a rule book
這遊戲到底怎麼玩
鬼知道誰先觸發
我們需要規則手冊
短評: 眾多新手的心聲
SilentCaay:
Your minions are lovely!
Luckily, I'm playing Priest.
Thanks for Ysera.
你的手下很可愛!
幸運地, 我正在玩牧師.
謝謝你的伊瑟拉.
短評: 改版前嘲諷度200%, 改版後被各式Turn 7打爆.
The light shall burn you!
Forgot about my Soulpriest...
The light burned me, too. ;_;
Rest:
"The Coin is O.P"
"I am an M.T.G Vet"
Your Usual Threads
"幸運幣太強悍了"
"我是魔法風雲會老玩家"
你們平常的主題
短評: 爐石走自己的路~
Worthy Opponent
Oh Lovely, Another Priest
Suddenly, Northshire.
DuckOfDeath:
Nat Pagle OP
He can draw to many cards
Silent fisherman
Tetsuo:
A japanese exam next week,
Hundreds of kanji waiting for me,
I write bad haikus instead.
下禮拜日語考試,
數百個漢字等著我,
我寫爛俳句代替.
短評: 別再逛論壇, 快去念書吧!
Suriakk:
This game takes zero skill
Mulligan does not work right
Turn trolls ruin the game
這遊戲沒有任何技術
調度運作有問題
回合白目毀了這遊戲
Caldari:
Click on Casual,
"Well met!" says the Paladin,
"I will be your death!"
Slickriptide:
This thread has restored my faith in the community, as well as convinced me that every game company should require complaints to be presented as haiku.
He has many cards
I have only basic cards
Clearly pay to win
I dislike his deck
His strategy defeats mine
He needs to be nerfed
His legendary
Legendaries are auto win
He is unskilled hack
My legendary
Legendary is countered
Counter is OP
他擁有許多卡
我只有基本卡
美金戰士萬歲
討厭他的套牌
他的策略擊敗我
他需要被削弱
他的傳奇卡
傳奇一出直接獲勝
他是沒技巧的駭客
我的傳奇卡
傳奇一出被反制
反制太誇張強悍
短評: 嘲諷度100%
Slickriptide:
Many packs purchased
Only one legendary
Will not buy again!
milllo:
Rag is so OP
Please will you draw it for me
and hit what I see
Zeriyah:
Here on the forums
Swap "OP" with "Marshmallows"
Now hilarious
Swigness:
This is the typical forum thread"
"Nerf X and Buff X"
You ain't a developer
So shut your pie hole
Tacomancer:
Oh look at you with
Your Divine Shield. It's so cute,
But I am a mage.
挖喔喔, 看看你
你的聖盾術. 它是如此可愛,
可惜我是法師.
短評: 嘲諷度200%
Kreuzfeld:
VICTORY OR DEATH
To the face forever more
Warrior the best.
Blood Knight says hello
Eating Divine Shields like candy
Paladin sheds tears.
Injured Blademaster
Their turn to bleed, you shout out
Priest's friend forever
Millhouse Manastorm
Lorewalker Cho Pyroblast
Best Player NA
P2W OP
Said no good player ever
Please learn to play scrubs
SilentCaay:
Priest class FTW.
Cleric, Shadow Priest, Soulpriest...
My holy harem.
Going first is fine,
Unless it's against a Rogue.
"This is 'r town, Scrub!"
You have no mana.
Your minions have all been used.
Please click "End Turn" now...
Praktyss:
My dear Mad Bomber
There's seven guys over there
Why kill my Leeroy?
我親愛的瘋狂炸彈客
對面有七個傢夥
你炸死我的炸雞勇者?
短評: XD...
"Hello", my turn one:
Wyrm plus coin plus Images.
Arena? "Well played"
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美國鄉民的酸人功力無庸置疑.
來源: 官網
